In the words of the great warlock himself, "THAT AINT WINNING" is our focus in this post. According to Charlie Sheen, this pertains to any form of behaviour that is the oppisite of his WINNING and BiWinning philosophy, theory and way of life. Here is our take on those "that aint winning":
- Miami heat players crying after they lost to Chicago Bulls. Big, tall men who kids look upto reduced to little babies because they lost match but still get paid. #thataintwinning
-Malaga fan trying to stab Jose Mourinho after Real Madrid had thrashed Malaga 7-0. If Real Madrid sack a coach to get a better one and your teams hires the sacked coach, don't blame the Real Madrid's coach for your teams terrible form and then try stab him. #thataintwinning
-Nani for setting up Dirk Kuyt's second goal at Anfield as well as crying like a little baby just so he could be taken off after Jamie Carragher had chopped him down lumberjack style! If you mess up in a game you should make up for your mistake ! We all saw the tackle was bad but then Nani getting up, running to the referee and then falling in front of him crying and rolling holding his leg was silly, unmanly and poor acting . Might as well wear a snood lad. #thataintwinning
-Jamie Carragher tried out Kung Fu he learnt from Nigel De Jong on Nani and got only a yellow card. To Jamie and the referee, shame on you for letting down the Barclay's Premier League and football as a whole. #thataintwinning
-Manchester United as a team and organization. the loss was inexcusable, the play disappointing, the scoreline humiliating and the post match media blackout childish. The whole fiasco at Anfield was an embarrassment to Manchester United fans worldwide. #thataintwinning
-The referee at Dorchester Town's defeat at Havant & Waterlooville for sending off Ashley Vickers for tackling a pitch invader dressed in a mankini in his side's 3-1 loss. That tackle was LEGENDARY!! The dude in the mankini disrupted the game and was running around the pitch just after Dorchester has conceded a goal while the referee was doing nothing (sounds familiar these days) about it but decides to red card some who did something about the 80% nude hooligan. #thataintwinning
Bruno/Borat was not good enough to play on the pitch
-Arsenal lost at Nou Camp in a game that made history for the wrong reasons as the Gunners became the first team out of 1962 sides in 981 Uefa Champions League games since 2003-04 not to manage a single shot of any form in a match.Beautiful football anyone?Yeah right lmao Arsene Wenger and Nasri blamed the referee (so its ok for Arsenal to blame the ref??), Fabregas assisted in Barcelona's first goal, Van Pussy Persie was childish and paid the price of his foolishness...all this yet the statistics showed they had been outplayed by a better side. #thataintwinning
-Bangladeshi fans stoned the West Indies team bus after their team was bowled out for 58 runs and lost by 9 wickets. Why not go and stone your own team for their faults rather than punishing their opponents for a great game. credit tho for the fans' apologies but the fact remains #thataintwinning
We are sorry. Heartfelt or Media stunt?
-Boston Celtics lost to of all teams, the Los Angeles Clippers!!! No words to describe the pain of this defeat except,#thataintwinning
-The Zimbabwe cricket team for humiliating Zimbabwe as a nation by slipping from 116-0 to 188 all out against Sri Lanka.At least Zimbabwe fans didnt stone the Sri Lankan team bus!!! No words can describe my frustration and all the nation is left saying is #thataintwinning
Hiding your faces will not hide our EMBARRASSMENT or save you from STONING
-The NBA Champions, the Los Angeles Lakers lost to the Miami Heat, the most hated team in the NBA, to end the Heats 5-game losing streak. people had been having a field day ( week) watching them go from loss to loss with statements like "When the Heat last won, they were still The Warm" and many other being thrown around. For denying us more Miami Heat tears and happiness, we say to the Lakers #thataintwinning
Lest we forget Chelsea's 50 Million pound striker Fernando Torres who still has not scored since his big money move from Liverpool who don't seem to be missing his sulk behaviour. #thataintwinning
Lest we forget Chelsea's 50 Million pound striker Fernando Torres who still has not scored since his big money move from Liverpool who don't seem to be missing his sulk behaviour. #thataintwinning
Finally to the noisy neighbours Manchester City, for losing against Dynamo Kiev, Kolo Toure for blaming his failed drug test on "taking his wife's diet pill ( WHAT A JOKE), LOSERPOOL Liverpool for returning to their normal form and losing against Bragga.....all of you, #thataintwinning
Have great weekend of WINNING
No comments:
Post a Comment